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At the risk of paraphrasing someone who people seem to think shouldn't be quoted any more, "The world is great now and everyone's afraid."
In a world where we have never had so few homefires[1], these firefighters have decided to play on people's panic that they might be caught upstairs in one and not be able to escape in order to sell their product, a rope lader that hides in the windowsill.
Your Stats Shark is never a fan of products that play on people's fears (see his response to Haven as an example), so he wasn't exactly bummed to see this company not get a deal.
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